another moral hangover. fuck.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize