So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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