i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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