My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i out mim tonsoeep
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