Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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