Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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