awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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