is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
they're like a gay fantastic four
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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