im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
this hospital has no fireball
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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