But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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