Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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