you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i need some magic done to my vagina
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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