fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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