Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
