How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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