Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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