so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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