problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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