im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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