yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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