Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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