She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
