do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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