I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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