Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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