No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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