Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just sucked dick on a ferry
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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