After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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