The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
why is half of my head shaved?
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