So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Enjoy the penises
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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