fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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