awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wish i was in the wii world.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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