a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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