I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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