I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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