is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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