i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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