I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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