she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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