Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
