That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
