I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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