I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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