Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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