So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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