If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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