these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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