you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
please come you make the beer taste better
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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