i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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