There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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