No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
